today's jokes
-what is this? eggplant? melongene?
- its aubergine and aubergina
"we have split peas and corn soup"
(tryin to fancy up corn soup, hoss? we could get that side of the road for $5)
-hoss, your soprano belongs in the garbage.
-hoss, your regular voice belongs in the garbage!
(ooooooooooh dissed again! so simple, and yet so classic. as a teacher, i should not have busted out laffing at him along with the class... but it was dead funny)
and, last, but not least, a wtf? moment
"seriously, i'm telling you, if it were all about breeding, replicating humanity and what not, you would be prime prospect, first choice"
--> did he just say i'm a first choice breeder as a compliment?
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